To me you are you

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.

Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

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/me slaps you

/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.

Ben slaps Cy. Ben slaps Diab.

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catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

Me cool you pool

An amazing comeback at your enemies

(as seen from flamingo)

"ME COOL YOU POOL" - Rich Rapper

Me Pro You Noob

The state of being pro meanwhile the person you are talking to is a noob.

Hey, me pro you noob!

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let me love you

The whisper of a fangirl as she stares at the screen of her computer, lusting after the one she desires.

Varies in levels of creepiness depending on how old she/the one she wants is, and the way it is said.

This type of fangirl is most commonly found lurking on tumblr.

Fangirl: let me love you.....

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