flick your chicken

to flick your chicken is parallel to flip your shit

something that happens when you are extremely excited, suprised, or scared

flick your chicken

when I saw the dude in the banana suit, I nearly flicked my chicken.

Fry your chicken

To fry someones chicken means to burn a mans penis.

Ex. Man 1: hey man that BDSM session last night was hot.

Man 2: I know you nutted particularly hard after I got to Fry your chicken.

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fuck your chicken

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.

I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

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Tricking your chicken

When you are about to climax but stop before cumming, thus you be tricking your chicken

Guy 1: Dude, I was about to cum hard last night but had to stop myself because I was in my grandmas house
Guy 2: Dont be tricking your chicken like that.

Out your Chicken

So drunk you are out your head, blind, steaming, drunk.

"Man you are out your chicken tonight."

"I was so out my chicken last night I couldn't remember what happened"

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fuck your chicken strips

a classic vine, normally used for people to decribe food

David, how's your food? Do you want to try mine?

Fuck your chicken strips.

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However you cook your chicken

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.

John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

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