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He's Bruce Lee's long lost son, Chuck Norris is normally under his command, He is who bring balance to the force, and the one who holds the universe in his hands. He is the Chose One.
Ivan is The Chosen One
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Amazing, sweet, funny, cute, the kind of guy you would never expect falling in love with...
Your best friend, the guy you watch from afar, the guy that makes you spout poetry because everything looks fricking wonderful and beautiful right now. Makes you sing, makes you laugh at anything and everything, makes you feel like the world is spinning around you.
Girl 1: (bitterly watches couples smooching on Valentine's Day) I'm so alone...forever alone...
Girl 2: Come on, let's go find you an Ivan. Look, there's one right there!
Girl 1: Only if you don't mind me being love-crazy for the next year...
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's unavoidable. Anyone who falls in love with Ivan will sing sappy love songs, laugh a lot, dance around, act like a nutcase...
Girl 1: ... (too busy staring at Ivan)
Girl 2: Here we go...
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A nickname for the Soviet Union or Russia, particularly in terms of military discussions.
Ivan is moving his tanks into the Crimea, and dialing up air-power near Sweden.
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The pursuit of perfection. A normal guy who loves mangos. A person you would want to keep for eternity! He is just so amazing you can't help but love him.
Ivan is The pursuit of perfection
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Ivan is the most wonderful person in life! He makes you laugh and smile at any time.He also likes to defend others before defending himself, he attracts any girl with him having his brown/blonde hair and dark brown eyes. He is also tall.Ivan also likes to hang out with girls even if he likes dating girls.Maybe he will like someone but won't tell you, and he mostly has a crush on a medium tall girl with medium brown hair and dark brown eyes in his school. Overall Ivan is any amazing person to have in your life!
Ivan is awesome
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the biggest black dick in the hood, bigger than cams what a fucking legend this man
ivan has a big dick
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Hes one of the best people youll ever meet in your life he can be sweet caring and loving if you are friends with ivan make him your bae ;)
person 1 are you friends with ivan?
person 2 yeah
person 1 dang your lucky he really cares about his friends
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