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A God who walks among men, a true masterpiece in the shell of a human being.
He enjoys movies and likes siding with the morally ambiguous or just "evil" characters.
During the course of his life he has had many names. Such as Mitko which soke of his friends use, "The Wardrobe" a nickname given to him because of his big and strong body, "Milko" is what women call him because he is like chocky milk and last but not least "That dude everyone knows but no one likes".
You should be grateful to have heard of his glorious name.
"Did you hear about that guy with an awful sense of humour? I think his name starts with a D"
"Are you talking about Dimitar S. Ivanov?"
"Yes"
a man who prefers cats over dogs, watches jake and logan paul unironically, loves bad rap, blames others for everything and when confronted cries like a bitch boy and complains that everybody is mean to them (even though they're the most annoying people in the world)
"damn man look at dima, hes acting like a russian ivanov"
A Little Boy who squeaks Lounder than 20 Josh Meredith put together.
Person 1: Hello Friend
Person 2: *Uses sign Language* I Cannot Hear you i am now deaf
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I told Daniel Ivanov to shut the fuck up after he reminded the teacher about homework and he screamed
Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.
Nikolay Ivanov has problems with his sexuality.
Nikolay has 0 wins in FIFA.