J-D-L-R

Police term used to abbreviate "just doesn't look right".

A man in a ski mask is walking through someones backyard. We have a J-D-L-R.

D-J

A D-J is an abreviation of "Dead Joke". It saves alot of time and is common slang. Though generally you could say it if someone is annoying you.

What a D-J
You just pulled a major D-J
That numbty just pulled a D-J

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.