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a nigga that plays rainbow six all god damn day, probably makes racial slurs, screaming the word nigger over his microphone because he’s too afraid to go and say it to someone’s face. normally are short as fuck and threatens to pull a gun on people to cover up his own insecurities. If he ever invited you to his house never try to put a kayak in his pool or his stepdad will ban everyone from the house.
Hey look it’s the 4 foot tall troll, no that’s just J cole.
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J. Cole Fan: *Drinking Coca Cola
Roblox Parody Fan: *A ni🅱️🅱️a whom'st'd've's drinking 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola.
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Far superior to Kendrick Lamar fans. Unlike Lamar fans, J Cole fans are a lot more humble. (ha!) and they can accept some criticism of him and can even point out when he comes with a weak verse or wack line, unlike Kendrick fans who berate anybody who has even the smallest criticism of him.
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Random person: Yo I think KOD was a trash album Kendrick's damn was way better.
J. Cole fan: It wasn't trash, but it was a bit disappointing. Definitely not his best work.
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J Cole fan: J Cole is my favorite rapper of today, but his fart/shit lines are corny af, what was he thinking saying those lines?
J Cole fan2: I know right? Oh well...at least his other great lyrics make up for that.
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Random person: I don't really like Kendrick Lamar all that much. I respect his talent, but he isn't the best.
Kendrick Lamar fan: Fuck you! You're just another ignorant retard who knows nothing about hip hop or black culture! Go listen to eminem fuckboy!
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Random person: I think J Cole is a bit better than Kendrick
Kendrick fan: Whaaaaat? How can someone even think something like that? I wish I could meet your parents so I could ask them where they failed with you. I feel bad for them for having such an idiot for a kid, Kendrick is the best rapper of all time and is perfect in every way you fucking cac!
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When two people are having an argument, and one person’s opinion is wrong due to sheer stupidity, it is up to the correct person to point out that they are now simply in a “J-Cole Debate”*.
*As originated by an argument stating that J-Cole was as successfully relevant as Kendrick Lamar.
Guy 1: Claims the Earth is flat.
Guy 2: Shows and explains to Guy 1 that the earth is round.
Guy 1: Disregards the recently proved correct opinion, and continues to argue his own incorrect point.
Guy 2: “This is pointless, Guy 1. You’ve turned this into a J-Cole Debate.”
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J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
The term originated after the famous rapper J-Cole decided to align himself with Drake in an attempt to claim the rap battle thrown against Kendrick Lamar (aka K Dot). Shortly after releasing thier song J-Cole chose to make a public apology to K Dot, and proceeded to excuse himself from the battle. Initially he received backlash for his decision, however, after the world witnessed the lyrical bloodbath that ensued, the world realized J-Cole made the best decision. Thus, the term, J-Coling it was was born.
J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
To choose peace, to avoid conflict, to remove yourself from a battle, to choose serenity, to engage in mindfulness exercises and promote positive-self growth, to guard your own personal and mental well being, to enjoy the little things in life, to make good choices.
By: MIA the 1ST - Isabella Alvarez
Example:
Baby Huey didn’t show up to work because he was J-Coling it. Sipping his coffee, gardening and enjoying the sunshine instead of going to work at this rat infested dump.
The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)
Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*
"I'm J Cole" for example would equate eating a burger without meat with a cup of water, but without the cup, because you're too humble for a cup and meat. Might as well only drink water with your bare hands.