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A group of 5 girls and one guy who have extreme OJD. Actions frequently include stalking and fantasizing about any one (or more) jonas brothers. Fantasies have been known to include hot fudge and whipped cream.
They often have pictures of Joe Jonas' JNK on their desktop background. JOENER!?
Wanted in 52 states
"Hey, last night we snuck into the Jonas Brother's tour bus and raped all three jonas brothers... AND covered them in hot fudge!"
"What the FUCK? You must be a member of the J crew! Get da PO PO! 5-0 5-0!"
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A nickname for Miami University of Ohio, a school that has a reputation for being comprised of mostly "rich preppy white kids" who look like they are from a J. Crew clothing catalogue.
"I decided to go to Ohio State because I don't think I'd fit in at J. Crew U"
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Old stereotypes die hard. Just ask the undergrads here, and they will tell you that yes, "Miami is ‘J. Crew U.'": "The typical student is white, relatively wealthy, equipped with their parents' credit card, good-looking, and only seen in the hottest fashions." (We're serious about the fashions: "Students dress up for their 8 a.m. classes," one student claims.). But students are adamant that there are two "sides of the J. Crew U. stereotype. To be sure, if you look at Miami U. from the Goodyear Blimp, it is J. Crew U. If you looked at Miami U. under a microscope and saw students interacting in everyday situations, you would see another school entirely." One undergrad observes that "minorities seem to be in short supply." Another calls "this student body composition . . . self-perpetuating."
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A nickname for Miami University of Ohio, a school that has a reputation for being comprised of mostly "rich preppy white kids" who look like they are from a J. Crew clothing catalogue.
"I decided to go to Ohio State because I don't think I'd fit in at J Crew U"
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A J Crew Catholic is a type of huge pussy from Delaware County in suburban Philadelphia. J Crew Catholics are children from the county who enroll at Malvern Prep because they were too dumb to get into St. Joe's Prep or were too racist to get off a bus near a neighborhood that has a plurality of African American residents. They are considered a disgrace by the entirety of Delaware County, which historically has demarcated these Goshen Road traversing turncoats by their propensity to order clothes from such fashion retailers as J Crew, Urban Outfitters, and Gap.
That J Crew Catholic from Malvern just went into Gap. What a huge faggot! It is only a matter of months until he is first team all inter-ac and fondling a lax stick like its a big weiner.
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Yet another word for breasts. This one applies to the perky versions often found in tight trendy sweaters.
Check out the J Crew Jumblies on Ashley.
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A herd of privileged white people
After the J Crew arrived, the party lost its vibe.