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A women only interested in athletes on a team including basketball, football, soccer ect.
Kim Kardashian is an jersy snatcher
The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.
Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.
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When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw
Bruce "What is taking so long?"
Sherry "Its not my fault."
Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"
Sherry "What happened?"
Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"
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A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!
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a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)
dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"
dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"
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When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.
That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.
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Very hot and thicc gorgeous girl. She got that dump truck all the boys want. She has beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Hey man, Jersie still looks as hot as ever."