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Doesn't matter; James Harden
When something bad happens in your life or you're just depressed - just remember, James Harden is just too fucking awesome. The only thing sicker than his game is his beard, and the only thing sicker than his bear is his teeth.
Man 1: I feel like killing myself after my wife cheated on me with the mailman and the entire Best Buy Geek squad
Man 2: dm;jh
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A junior high school in Cypress, California where Oxford tryouts commonly go after rejection. As an incompetent school, it attracts students who are nerdy enough to try for Oxford, but not nerdy enough to get in. Its student body consists up a surprising amount of failed Asians.
Person 1: "I don't know if I'm going to be accepted."
Person 2: "Where do you think you are from? Lexington JH?"
Literal hell, bunch of horny retarded athletic kids all of which have 50 mental disorders and a raging superiority complex, if you have a more than 4.8583 brain cells then stay the fuck away from this shithole of a school.
Only redeeming factor is the faculty, most teachers are competent.
You think this school sucks fat donkey dick? Be happy you didnt go to Knox JHS
The jh corollary refers to a situation in which a woman is surrounded by at least 20 naked males. It is most often used in conjunction with "that's what she said."
Person 1: There are just so many!
Person 2: That's what she said! JH Corollary!
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Ever thought movies about schools being so bad were fake well your wrong. Van wyck is really that bad, full of thotts, people thirsty for nudes, kids who lost their virginity at 13, fake people(mostly girls), drugs , and people from jjhs trying to get nudes from vw kids. You can even have a former pornstar as a teacher, every teacher is shit, wann be depressed and stressed then stay here.
10 years from now
Friend: Iβve been through hell
Me: Oh I went to van wyck Jhs also what year did you go?
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This school is filled with Alpha Weebs, Sluts, People who are white and think they are from the ghetto even tho there from the white subarbs, And Big Boi's. And each year gets worse. You cant turn the corner without there being 10 7th grade trannies.
Random - are u from summit?
Weeb - NANI? γ©γγγ¦η₯γγΎγγγ§γγγοΌ
Random - are u from summit?
Tranny - WTF, ARE U ASSUMING.
Random - are u from summit?
Fck Boi - *Bites Lip Intensely* Yes
Random - are u from summit?
Slut- *Whips out a 36 Inch dildo* Yas Obvi
Random - are u from summit?
White Ghetto Wannabe - "Yeah bro no cap 3 hunnid on the gang on god bro yo u tryna get jumped on jah?? yo u best not be dissin my nigBBa nipsy like that no cap u best not be."
Random - are u from summit?
Big Boi - (there is no need to explain big bois. u can tell by the looks there big man on campus"
Random - are u from summit)
Aut - o ma ga
Scummit Hell JH - Suck my dicc for 10 dollars
Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams
Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Arenβt they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.