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A drink, that when consumed, increases your ability to drive
Going on, a road trip with the family, better drink up my Jack Daniels.
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1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
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A brand of overpriced whiskey with an undeserved reputation for being a "manly" drink. Essentially bourbon that has been filtered through charcoal to remove the flavor in order to make it more palatable for people who don't like whiskey.
Hey bartender, put some Coke in my Jack Daniels so I can taste something.
1) A girl you have a secret crush on.
2) When you like a girl but you don't know if she likes you back.
1) "My Jack Daniels is Emily."
2) "I have a Jack Daniels in my 5th period Algebra class."
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The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
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A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
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