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A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.
Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!
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WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
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There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!
the most humorous of the lot!!
the sexiest of the lot
ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!
but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW
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The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
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My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
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1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"
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