When you're browsing through a rack of clothing going in a certain direction and someone cuts right in front of you.
That lady totally rack jacked me at Goodwill!
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When, upon lifting immense weight on bench press, one becomes incredibility turned on by their accomplishment. A "Rack-n-Jack" participant will then rack their weight and immediately begin masturbating in the gym.
Damn, I was pissed I couldn't get more reps last week at my new max. I was so impressed with myself that I rack & jacked it right there before I could finish my set.
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The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.
I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.
The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.