jack wagon

A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.

Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!

Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon

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jack wagon

receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"

That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.

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jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

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Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.