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The greatest human being on earth....
You're not as cool as Jack Black
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An actor who is also in the comedy rock band Tenacious D, which does NOT sing the songs "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and "My Biznitch is the Shiznit"!
Corky & The Juice Pigs sing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and Instant Boy Band sings "My Biznitch is the Shiznit".
"Man, Jack Black is awesome in Tenacious D!"
"Yeah, I love 'Gay Eskimo'!"
"You fucktard, they don't sing that song!"
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The coolest person in the world. He reprents all that is funny. I have seen all of his movies and love all of them. I own both of his amazing CD's and I dont think it gets any better than Tenacious D. Kyle Gass is also the shit.
Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.
But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.
Praise Jack Black, the saviour of man.
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Used in the early 1800's it was the the act of hanging a slave by a car jack.
Damn Billy Jack Blacked the nigger last night.
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the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.
Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).
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Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!
The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.
Basically, Jack Black is a God.
Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.
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