Jaded

Its a Neurological photography deju va disorder /condition where the injured person brain thinks every item in any photography is associated to them in some way. No one is sure what causes this but it seems to affect Guyanese zone 3 females more than any other ethnicity/gender.

Clive - hey look at this pic of my home in Guyana
Anita - thats my home

Clive - wth , i lived there all my life basically

Anita - the car in front, thats my car too
Clive - are you okay Anita? you're acting Jaded now

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Jaded

Crooked Butthole

Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded

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Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

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Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

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Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

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Jaded

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

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Jaded

When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted

Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred

Shut up Darwin, I'm so fucking jaded right now

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