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When someone is very cocky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.
The word comes from the Canadian politician Jaffer who thought the Conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.
The Leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. One hell of a jaffer.
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A professional gaffe or lapse in judgement by a well-known public figure (especially a politician). A mistake of epic proportions.
I used my wife's office on Parliment Hill to make long distance phone calls for phone sex; what a huge Jaffer that was
Dude, I think that quitting your job scouting for the New York Yankees to break into porn might have been a total Jaffer.
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A term used by year 8 students to call someone a spastic fuck without getting caught by the teacher for being rude.
Shut up jaffer or I’ll beat you up.
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A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
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A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.
All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.
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