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Jailbreaking

The hardest thing to do in the World, you have to download it and click jailbreak. It is so hard and can easily brick your ipod because you shit yourself during the process and turn your ipod/computer/pace maker off. It seems 1/2 of the World seem to misunderstand this and somehow loose the sense of google and decide to post 60,000 forum messages asking how to jailbreak.

Because of SHatter exploit, it is now the hardest thing consevable to man, all you do is hold the power and home, keep holding home, then click jailbreak. This is virtually impossable since all jailbreaks on ipod touch are 13 year old teenagers hyped on sugar, and they decide to press jailbreak then as soon as 'Searching for devices' comes up they close the window and brick their ipod.

Look guises i jailbroke my ipod" "WOW IS THAT AN IPOD? OMG IS IT JAILBROKEN HOW DID YOU DO THAT ZOMG I WANT TO GET CYDIA SO I CAN DOWNLOAD 'iBrick' SO I CAN GO AROUND WAVING MY IPOD STUCK ON THE APPLE SCREEN!" "Man... Jailbreaking sucks...

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010

68πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Jailbreak

where people rage because asimo3089 can't fix his game

MOMMY, JAILBREAK SUCKS CUZ ASIMO3089 NEEDS TO FIX HIS GAME!! FUCK YOU JAILBREAK.

by geminijets October 28, 2020

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Jailbreak

Jailbreaking devices (like iPhones) gives you extra functionality on your iDevice.

An example (back in 2010-ish): Jailbraking the iPhone because I found something other than AT&T.

Jailbreaking a device gives you access to games, apps, and themes.

Me: Uses a iPhone 6+
My friend: Why are still using the iPhone 6?
Me: I jailbroke it using checkra1n.
My friend: What’s a jailbreak?
Me: It’s a way to get new apps, games, and themes on your iDevice!
My friend:

Me: Why are you not talking?

by MyHatsuneMikuWriter January 18, 2021


Jailbreak

The best way to get features on iOS devices that app doesn’t offer

Hey man I just used jailbreak for my iPhone and I got more apps

by Klinkhammer June 4, 2019


jailbreak

accidental defecation during flatulence

you better check your drawers, that sounded like a jailbreak.

by ccnutmnkey December 9, 2004

110πŸ‘ 197πŸ‘Ž


jailbreak

the time immediately after leaving a long term relationship when you rediscover your freedom and have sex with as many people as you can

he only just broke up with her and already he's shagged 4 other girls

oh he's just on a jailbreak

by little acorn August 29, 2011

49πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Jailbreak

Making your crappy iPhone have more freedom. Basically turning it into an Android.

"Oh look Bob jailbreaked his crappy iPhone."

by Thicc Chungus February 1, 2019

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