Adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored
"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"
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One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.
Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?
Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.
Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.
Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.
Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.
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the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"
"yeah! i wish i had jakey."
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an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
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jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth
jake: heheh matt i made a urbandictionary definition of you
matt:no you didnt you idiot
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An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.
Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.
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(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.
holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.
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