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jakobi

Super ugly his breath stinks and gets no girls

Omg his breath stinks like a jakobi

by handler March 28, 2016

16πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.

yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy

by Silly McFantastic February 2, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"

jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"

by nikibin November 2, 2006

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


DIRTY JAKOBY

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.

Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?

by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jakobi

Faggot

Everyone: Jakobi's a faggot

by john mungus May 26, 2022


Jakobi

A very hot man that's short. Also makes fun of emo kids, and will beat ur ass. Also has a HUGE cock.

Lorenzo: You're short Jakobi: Imagine being emo lmao

by .kobi May 2, 2022


Jakobi

the best boyfriend in the world, he is literally the cusest most bestest awesomest bf you'll ever have. Girls don't let him go. jk he's mine😘

Addie: "I CANT BELIEVE U STOLE MY BF!!"
Adrianna: i don't even care... Jakobi is perfect 4 me❀

by PollyGranny. December 8, 2021