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Jalil

Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.

- Who is going to become the most successful man on Earth?
- Haven't you heard? It's Jalil!

by qoichu November 22, 2021

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jaliled

1. The act of getting shitted on (figuratively or literally).

2. Getting owned or embarrassed to extreme proportions.

3. The act in which a gym teacher gets totally sonned out in front of everyone, and looks like a fool.

1. Did you see Eddy just get jaliled in front of everyone?

2. Man, Tom is just jaliling everyone on the field right now!

3. Remember that time when that old gym teacher got jaliled in front of the volleyball team and everybody was laughing at him?

by PureGreatness81 July 25, 2009

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Dirty Jalil

A dirty Jalil is when you have a really bad case of dick cheese to the point where your foreskin starts to rot off

My ex said I had a dirty Jalil

by Jjh May 23, 2020

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Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023


jalill

Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you.

Damn Jalill a handsome man.

by Mob ties June 23, 2023