A piece of shit car in a delipidated state
"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."
Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
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A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.
"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"
"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"
"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"
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A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.
Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"
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slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.
My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.
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A Group of Crazy People.
Watch out the Jalopies are coming.
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