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james potter

A dilf. Like imagine him if he didn’t die he would be the dilf of all dilfs.

James potter is a dilf.

by James potter is a dilf. July 27, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


James Potter

James Potter was an incredibly talented, good-looking, brave and most importantly, GOOD person. He and Snape shared a Malfoy/Harry relationship; Jo HAS confirmed that James wasn't bullying him. Snape got back at him a lot. James hated and was disgusted by Snape's Dark Arts infatuation (much like Harry at Draco) and this was his unconscious reason for troubling him. He had a huge, HUGE crush on Lily Evans, his pretty fellow Gryffindor with red hair and green eyes. She used to despise him for how he behaved with Snape but also secretly admired him for his bravely and loyalty, one example being when he saved Snape's life down at the Whomping Willow without a concern for his own. His crush eventually grew out into love, and she agreed, after years of him asking her out, to go out with him. She fell in love with him too, and Snape hated James for that. But please let us not forget that SNAPE was the reason they got killed in the first place and James died out of love for Lily and his son Harry. James used to be proud and arrogant but he grew out of it. Snape remained a bully. So, overall, 'James Potter' can be used as a definition of 'extremely-and-absolutely-charming-amazing-and-handsome-brave-person' and also for someone following the object of his affections who doesn't like him back. Well, not YET! ;)

Take my advice, Mark, and don't go pulling a James Potter on Sophia. She really does NOT like you, whatever you may think
(in contradiction to the girl actually having a hidden crush on the guy as compared to what JK Rowling implied was the case with Lily)

by nowi'mlyingonthecoldhardground March 12, 2016

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


James Potter

amazing, good looking, simp of a pure blood gryffindor, and the mom friend

oh and the father of the chosen one but meh

James Potter is the love of my life

by maraudersandpietrostan June 25, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


James potter

Dilf. Like if he didn’t die he’d be the dilf of all dilfs.

James potter is a dilf.

by James potter is a dilf. July 27, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


james potter

Althogh some think he was un-employed that was never said other than in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and that was because if he did have a job it would be a magical job and you couldn't tell a muggle that. Married Lilly Evans who with he had a son Harry Potter, and was a conceited, arrogant, jackass at Hogwarts where he and best friend Sirius Black tortured Severus Snape. Even his own son knows it, though whether James Ever grew out of his asswholeness is unknown but probable.

I've got a job, I ain't no James Potter.
James Potter had a job bitch. Your an arrogant asswhole, so it looks like you are a James Potter

by Michaela M. August 25, 2006

50πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


James Potter

Severus Snape's secret lover. Always has been, always will be. What Snape didn't want to show Harry in the penseive was that Snape had fallen in love with James when James saved Severus from Lupin. Then Lily found out about their love and was jealous so she pretended to like James so Snape would come back to his senses. Snape felt weirded out to talk to James anymore, being always taught that it was wrong to love another man and he did not want to hurt his freind Lily. James was confused by Snape's actions, which led him to curse Snape in front of his freinds. One reason was he felt hurt that Snape was snubbing him, second because he did not want his freinds to realize he was gay. Snape, hurt and confused, refused to speak to James ever again. Snape did not save Harry for Lily, but for James. The End.

Snape loved James Potter, not Lily, you got it all messed up, Jo.

by Nonyo Binness October 1, 2007

63πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


james potter

jamse potter,father to famous wizard harry potter.unemployed, married a woman named lily and had a kid.
During his school years at Hogwarts he was a damn good seeker!

'i got a new job as a sale assistant ,i'm no james potter!'

by crowie June 30, 2006

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