bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

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Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!