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If you date a guy named "Jannick" you better be nervous. Because there is a 99% chance of dating one of the most attractive and handsome guys in the whole universe. Without a doubt are "Jannick's'" aesthetic as f**k. So they don't have any naturally rivals or opponents. They are clearly the most ripped dudes you ever seen. Don't forget that there is always a sports car in their garage. Mostly a BMW but also a Ferrari or Lambo. So take off your shoes before you hop in.
A: "OMG, Jannick's car is so loud"
B: "Yeah, I'm mirin' really hard!"
A: "Jannick just benched 300 pounds, how is that possible? His body fat is way under 9%."
B: "It' s Jannick man, he has that crazy genetics! He's really gifted from god."
The name of a high level Redneck. He will always be the best Redneck in the world. Never change.
Man. Jannick has come again. Be careful of your necks.
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He is a good boy and likes belgian waffles aswell as waffle stomps.
Ah Jannick. Did you just eat that waffle?
Really likes a person named Camilla.
Jannick think about Camilla all the timem
Jannick is a name that originated in the year of 1753, it originally meant "a person that can do nothing right". Around the year 1756 the greek people started using it to describe homophobic gaypeople also called massive cockmonglers. When Lord Renly Baratheon came to power he decided to stop using Jannick as a word for disgracing people and thus decided to use what it originated from, Johannes. Today the greek population still uses variants of Johannes to describe massive cockmonglers with absolutely no sign of a functioning brain. An example of a name like this is Johan which most Danes still use to this day.