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The disorder whereby a girl may be calm and fun to talk to one day, and be an utter bitch the next day. Acts of kindness include offers of help and general pleasantness, while acts of bitchiness may include apparent constant ragging and hurling sharp objects.
The mood of which may be shown as a pattern of two bitchy days and one good day.
Named after the victim of the first recognized case: Jannika.
"Did you talk to that new girl yet?"
"Nope, not yet. She's on day 2 of bitchiness"
"What do you mean?"
"She has Jannikism"
"Oh, gotcha"
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Being choked and reading manga during intercourse.
We did the Dirty Jannik last night with a manga called "Can an Otaku like me really be an idol?"
A word that can be used as a verb, adjective or noun to describe rejection in such a high amount that it starts to feel like bad luck. Like seriously, how?
"Hey dude, I got dumped last night. That's like what, the fifth time in a row only this week!"
"Oh dude, you are jannik."
"Stop letting other people jannik you"
"You are such a Jannik, all your friends have canceled on you"
Jannik is one of the greatest guys in the whole world. He has an amazing style and looks always good!
If you have a bad mood - go to Jannik and you'll be happy within a few second! He is so funny! And ass for the girls, if you ever get the chance to meet an Jannik, Take the chance! He has an extraordinary big 15-inch cock!
Don't even try to measure your small dick now-
Janniks Dick is bigger!!!
Jannik is just an "eiafohra" but he's ok and got the only Audi A3 RS in this world.
Oh my gosh, you're such a Jannik!
He a bitch ass nigga who could easily steal yo bitch. He very trained and tall, sexy good looking nigga who yo girl will cheat on you with.
Look at this sexy ass nigga, Marc Jannik.