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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 19
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
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On january 19th its national matching pfp day.
John: Why is everyones pfp suddenly matching today?
Nick: Cause its january 19th you idiot
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This is the day when Mac Miller was born. On 1992, the world changed to receive one of the greatest souls to this existence. He lights up our lives with his music and he always will be alive through it. I miss you Malcolm.
-Hey it's January 19
+Yooo it's Mac Miller's birthday! Let's listen to his music
-Yeah bro let's remember him as he deserves
National end your toxic relationship day
“dang I need to break up with my gf”
“good thing today is january 19”
January 19 represents national kick your ex day this is a day you can kick your ex and get away with it.
Friend 1: Hey isn't january 19?
Friend 2: Yeah that means it is national kick your ex day.
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