January 28th is the day no one gives a single fuck. But they still have a little care for the one they love.
" January 28th...Oh its your birthday?"
Yeah im so excited!!!
"Idgaf."loll
Oh.... me neither
28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!
"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"
“Hey have you heard what day it is?”
“No, what day is it?”
*Slaps the pride out*
“Hey what was that for!!”
“National Slap a Midget say young one.”
January 28th means you must slap many midgets.
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A stupid dyslexic annoying bitch was born
Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?
You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then
You: yeah I know
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Him: Hey what national day is it
Her: You didn’t know, It’s January 28th
Him: and...?
Her: NIGGA, it’s fucking National Andrew Ming’s Day
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The 28th January Is Harry Potter day, dress in your house colour watch movies and make butter beer!
Person1: Have you got your robes on?
Person2: Yes let’s watch Harry Potter
(28th January)
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