National send your Girl a Paragraph Day! Sit down and write a long paragraph for your girlfriend because you know she tired of doing one for you π.
Emma: Omg babe itβs January 6th! Wheres my paragraph?
Dan: Fuck.
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The day where you ignore your siblings
Sibling: why are you ignoring me?
Me: ugh! Its January 6th!
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Only big clowns are born on this day
omg she is such a clown! She was definitely born on january 6th.
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January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! Iβm calling on all the tit lovers out there!
I love January 6th because Iβm a lesbian who LOVES tits
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many might think of this day as the day the capital was stormed, but the real reason was because l'manburg blew up π
#riplmanburg #gonebutneverforgotten
do you know lmanburg blew up on january 6th?
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January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like yβall are getting married itβs actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.
Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience
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January 6th national boobs day show off your boobs there amazing
Woah why are you showing me your boobs
Well itβs January 6th national boob day
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