jareth

After the goblin king of the film "Labyrinth," who looks nothing at all like any of the other goblins, a jareth is a privileged White progressive who believes she speaks for all the little minorities, knows what is best for them, cares for them better than any other, and punishes them when they get out of line. A jareth is a subclass of baizuo.

"Larry Elder is the Black face of White supremacy," explained Beth the jareth, in the upscale café outside her SOHO apartment building. "They put a little too much oat milk in here. Anyway, he doesn't understand what Black people need. He should get educated, like me, and read up on Robin DiAngelo."

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OHH JARETH

When Jareth (Labyrinth)
fucks you until you can't walk

"OHH JARETH DON'T STAHHPP!!!"

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Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.