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UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.
"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."
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The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.
I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.
That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.
Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.
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the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly
ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!
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When in the presence of something or someone amazing which can easily make you incredibly happy and brightens up your day, providing inspiration.
Example 1
Man1 "Look at those two, he always laugh when she's around"
Man 2 "That's cos she has The Jarman Effect on him"
Example 2
Woman "Wow, the night sky is so inspiring"
Man "That's the Jarman Effect."
Ella Jarman (verb) - To assume someone is a whore just because they are more attractive than you.
She is really doing the Ella Jarman today!
To be the jarman jinx is to be the best and confident in something.
What a shot, you’re the jarman jinx.
Two gay pricks who are nonces and they kidnap children. Their actual names are Nonce Dibbs and Charlie Nonceman. They are also extremely salty.
george dibbs and charlie jarman kidnap children