A guy in a blue sweater and a grayish beanie
97% homo and 3% fag
A 1 incher pincher dick
33👍 71👎
*This kid throws paper ball towards waste basket and it goes to the other side of the room*
Alison: "Whoa! He just Jarrened!"
Cody: "Maybe next time buddy."
1👍 1👎
Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
55👍 4👎
LOVES PENGUINS. Such a chad! So gentle with men but wants to swim with girls and then hold their head underwater until the bubbles stop. Severely overweight, and likes so pity everyone that is shorter then him.
"yall heard of this new hot boy in our school?"
"nah its just jarren that motherfucker is homosexual and likes men more then he likes his mother."
"wow, what a jarrren."
Jarren wong has 2 girlfriends one is invisible and two is hu tao
Mr: Hey it's Jarren Wong!
Grindcore artist: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHH YEA YEA HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR