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1. One who will eat everything in sight
2. One who can own at Halo
3. One who will continue to say "You know what? Alright? You know what? Alright? You know what?..."
4. One who drinks smart water
Wow man... look at that Jarrett over there... he went up to get food once and they're all out now
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1) To turn an otherwise routine activity into a complete and utter debacle;2) to destroy or lose an expensive item, often in an extremely hilarious manner; 3) to graciously put ones self in a precarious situation for the sake of his friends' amusement.
1) Wow, you really Jarrett'd that boom box.
2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.
3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.
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An overall great guy whos really cute and clumsy, can be awkward at times but this adds to their charm. Very talented musically and artistically and can be the most caring friends. If you have a Jarrett as a boyfriend never let him go because he will treat you like youre the only girl in the world. Theyre very loyal and can keep youre deepest secrets.
Oh theres Jarrett, aren't yall dating?
Yeah, he calls me bumblebee
Awe how sweet!
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Someone with high sugar problems preferably diabetes. When it comes to sports he can be a real asswipe and can be really annoying. He likes girls name Sophia Hawkins who picks her nose and have a face full of acne.
Jarrett has a backpack full of sugary snacks.
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1. The misspelling of Jared
2. A skinny man who fails at living up to the hype of the man that came before him at work
1. That guy is so skinny, his name has to be Jarrett
2. Someone didn’t finish their work, must’ve been Jarrett
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A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.
Man CP really pulled a Jarrett last night when he took Memo's slam home
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