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to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same
That seed justjarted at my forehead!
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The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.
Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?
Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..
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Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
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Combination of a jump and dart
The car just jarted in front of me.
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JART - Just a random thought.
Could be used as an abbreviation when texting (sms).
JART - How cool would it be to be not broke right now!?
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short for jizz fart, compound noun: a fart containing particles of jizz, typically produced after one has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Example 1:
Person A: How come you have such good Gay-dar?
Person B: Oh, it's a gift I have: I can smell jarts.
Example 2:
-It was only when I walked in on my two roommates in the bathroom, one reading Nietzche's the Gay Science in German, the other jarting in the shower, that I realized what true love was.
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A man in the work place who, as a result of being unable to confess his undying love and adoration for the colleague who sit on his left and the colleague who sits diagonally across, becomes an office bully. Often times characterized by violent episodes of docking, consequently destroying the selfesteem and confidence of those around him. Behavior generally attibuted to being raised by a clan of daylons at a young age.
It's your fault. If you weren't so concerned about how many facebook friends you had in comparison to Sven, then maybe he would accept your docking offers. You are such a Jart!!
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