Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

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Jart

It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.

I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.

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jart

verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.

After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.

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Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

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Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

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