javascript

a coding language that is made for babies
real mean use c++ while babies who just started coding use javascript

Developer Noob: 'Hey, how to wait one second in Javascript?'
Developer Pro: 'Javascript is for babies. And you can use setTimeout() to do that'

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javascript

Scripting language derived from Java (actually it has nothing to do with it); usually a javascript can be found embedded into a HTML page (it is the default client side scripting language) and can be used to implement dynamic features in a webpage .

*Rightclicking a javascript-protected webpage* - "Sorry, mouse right-click disabled."

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javascript

A web developing scripting language
Also one of my favorite programming languages <3
It can be used in the browser and is very easy to learn
So you can pretty much use it anywhere
And its fast and supported with pretty much every browser

guy 1: hey you know javascript?
guy 2: yes!! it is the best!!!
guy 1: ikr!!!!!

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JavaScript

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JavaScript is a language which may contain a bit too many semi-colons. Thanks

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Isomorphic JavaScript

A JavaScript application which can be executed in both a browser and a non-browser runtime. This was the first term used to describe this concept, but "Universal JavaScript" now has wider acceptance. Mathematicians and functional programmers will scoff at you if you use "isomorphic" to describe JavaScript, so save face by using "universal" instead.

You aren't writing isomorphic JavaScript? Ha, you remind me of my old Java coworkers.

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JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.

Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.

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