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jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.

Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011

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Jealous Little Bitch

A person who gets mad at you because you hooked up with the girl he's been trying to hook up with for years but never got to hook up with her because he's too ugly for her and she wants nothing to do with him. These people usually try to hook up with said girl for years but no matter how many times she says no, he still never gets the hint because these people are also retarded.

"that's dude over there is a Jealous Little Bitch because he's hating on me for fucking the girl of his dreams."

by spoderman320 July 27, 2024


National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019