Jed

A young teenage boy who spends most of his time in the woods, collecting his food. His food consists of mainly squirrels & occasionally a cat. He enjoys spending most of his spare time in his basement, playing pool & watching whatever is on the tv. He is also a hoarder. His best friend is his pet bunny.

Person 1- what's poppin at jed's tonight man?
Person 2- oh, you know. just chillin with the usual crowd at jed's basement, playing pool of course, but the 8 ball has gone missing.

Person 1-oh well, im sure we can find one somewhere in that hoarder's basement.

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Jed is a guy who can make you confused , when you have a crush on a guy named Jed , he'll give you mixed signals which will hurt you alot but he's also has a great humor and very understanding

Jed is cool

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Jed

An absolute fucking sex machine.

Thot 1: Is that the neighbourhood hottie Jed?
Thot 2: Yeah I sucked his dick yesterday.

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Pisses is girls mouths and only last 30 seconds in the saddle

Jed lasted only 30 seconds

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A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)

Jed was the main character of The Beverly Hillbillies.

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For a player in a game of pool to set up at least three or four consecutive shots near a single pocket and pot them all.

Ohno, Ollie just got Jeded!

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A guy who is so good at fortnite you cannot even build to save yourself this man will do anything out of his way to kill you in the game he has so many wins you would not believe, Jed is one amazing player and he is better than, both players Spoonjamoon, and Deepfry

"Damn I just got killed by Jed" " OMG thats Jed the best player ever"

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