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Jeff who?
Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"
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A name to call people if they are bald
Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!
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An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.
Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.
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An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.
“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”
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Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state
Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.
"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"
Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars
Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america
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