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The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.
Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
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The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
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What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
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When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”
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An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.
"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"
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A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.
Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.
I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.
I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.
Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.
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