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Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.
Jelke wants to eat you.
He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.
Goodnight
watch out for the Jelke boy. if you stay awake he will eat you right up!
AHHHHHH??!!
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If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.
Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.
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The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk
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jizzing and then using the cum as a lubricant
oh no we are out of lube! lemme jizz and we can start jelking
A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching
Look over there Jelke is playing Roblox!!!!