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To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
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Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
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Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."
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When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
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Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term
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an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,
consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect
created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!