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To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
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Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
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Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."
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When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
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A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated
in the corner of his room you see jelq bot
When you yank on your wee wee to stretch it out
“I love to jelq, it makes my pee pee bigger!”
