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when a guy&girl have sex in one of their parents room. THIS IS A MORTAL SIN.
person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
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The greatest drug ever. Pioneered by Africans in the eighties, the jenk-development process involves defecating into a jar, putting a balloon on top, "fermenting" the product by letting it sit in the sun for several days, and finally inhaling the gas the forms inside the balloon.
Contrary to some urban myths, you can only get high off the jenk gas in the balloon, not the solid residue. Snorting the residue is commonly referred to as "jenkaine" which in fact does not get you high and is simply a poorly developed attempt at misinformation.
"Little boy, can you elaborate on the potency of this, jenk?"
"Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."
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Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.
Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."
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(adj.) root unknown. 1) irrelevant; unnecessary; 2) junk; garbage; 3) dumb
This class is jenk!
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A huge cock that is proudly on display.
"Sniff my f****ing jenks bitch"
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to masturbate, specifically for male masturbation.
"I'm going to the bathroom to jenk it."
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Very small town in Oklahoma, that is actually so small it's not on the map. Right next to the south side of Tulsa. Is mainly known for its public school rivalery with Union (north/centeral Tulsa) and advanced academics, arts, and atheltic departments (compared to the average public school). The school campus is one block away from the main street, which is home to small shops giving the feeling of a "at home" feeling. Home to the RiverWalk, Jenks Public Schools, and new shopping centers in the coming years.
X: Hey have you been to Jenks lately?
y: No, why?
X: Oh just that their building a bunch of stuff out their i wonderd if you heard....
Y: Oh well I hear their school is pretty amazing. They keep adding on to their campus, parking lots, math/science center, oh and their getting an olympic size pool too.
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