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a boy who is very sarcastic but means well. he is afraid of showing his emotions to anybody and keeps things bottled up inside. if you are lucky a jeremy will open up to you, but then will probably close off again soon. he is caring but just wants to be known as the tough guy. and he is obsessed with having sex. he is very attractive and so you cant seem to stay away, even though it is probably best that you do.
I'm so glad that I've gotten to know Jeremy better, but he won't stop trying to get in my pants.
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He is fine af he is so nice and he makes me laugh he is super funny he be having me scared and be having me blushing I don’t even know how to explain it he makes me so happy and I love everything bout him❤️🥰🥵😩
Jeremy
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A wonderful, kind guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's tall, muscular, and athletic. He is also sweet and romantic but you have to break through his tough exterior to find out. Jeremy is the best friend you could have because he is the the perfect guy. However, he thinks he isn't good enough for anyone and is oblivious to the girls who like him. But overall, he is amazing.
"I wish Jeremy knew I loved him, he's so perfect"
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the amazing cactus god who we all know and love
(Someone): Are you religious?
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god
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A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:
"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
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Jeremy is undoubtedly the best person in the world. He is perfect. The moment you see him, you will never want to look away. You will be stunned by his utter gorgeousness. You'll be drawn in by his mysteriously sexy eyes. You'll quickly take notice of his amazing accent and the fact that he only has one dimple (and it's beyond adorable.) He's very tall, and he gives perfect hugs and kisses that will only leave you wanting more. Once you get to know him you will realize that he is the most understanding person that you will ever meet, loving, caring, authentic, talented, hilarious, wise, and an insanely intelligent perfectionist. The softness of his stunning, blushing cheeks and the roughness of his dark, wildly attractive stubble will blow your mind. If you knew what Jeremy was like, you'd always want to be by his side. If you had him in your presence, you'd be the luckiest person alive. He is loved by all who know him, especially his significant other, as the relationship between them is wonderful. They'll always be there for each other, and that is important to Jeremy.
Example 1) "See that guy over there? He's Jeremy! Isn't he so perfect?"
Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."
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The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.
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