The Jerry

A Bucknell Class of 2011 student that lazes around its filthy dwellings all day long, misses its classes, eats like hell, and sleeps for 12-18 hours per day. Somehow it is still in school and manages to justify going out to party three times per week.

"Hey, look! The Jerry!"
"Hey Jerry!"
"Jerry get the fuck up its 6:00pm"
"Jerry you should have given up fudge for Lent"

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a jerry

someone who has no idea how to ski/snowboard and is annoying in the mountain

that dude is such a jerry

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Jerrying

To collapse chestfirst onto the back of someone sitting in front of a computer and stare at their screen.

Nick was trying to program on his computer until Phillip came up and Jerryed him.

Lets go Jerrying at the library.

Jerrying

When a person lies . It's another word for Jaswin

That nigga be jerrying . It's a bay word

Jerry

Jerry is my fish. He got eaten by my friend Rebekah. He’s got a place in my heart and a place in my friend Jacobs foot.
Amen.

Me: always jerry will have a place in my heart
Jacob: and in my foot

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Jerry

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.

Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?

Dude 2: Oh! That's Jerry!

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jerry

Someone who is just so awfully terrible at skiing

"Oh look, he just fell again! That guy is such a jerry!"

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