Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

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Jersey

Most jerseys are fun and crazy, and hot as hell and sometimes thick.

Dam she is a real jersey!

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Jersey

A beautiful island in the English Channel, not a state of the USA. The commander of the British forces during the last attempted invasion of Jersey by the French was given an area of land in America as gift for winning the 'Battle of Jersey'. He named this land 'New Jersey' in honour of the island he fought to protect. Well known for it's occupation during WW2 by the german forces, and famous for it's own breed of cattle and potatoes.

Man bieau p'tit Jerri ('My beautiful little Jersey' in Jerriais/Jersey French)

English company: "...and that's £45 including VAT"
Jersey resident: "VAT is not chargeable to Jersey, i'll be paying less for that thankyou!"
English company: "oh sorry I didn't realise you lived there, how very lucky of you! here, have these goods at a cheaper price"

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Jersey

The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch.

you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.

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Jersey

A small Island in the in the British Isles, which stupidly got renamed New Jersey what no american noes about.
Similar to Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and other Channel Islands.

Has great beaches
Warm

Good weather

Never is heard of

guy 1 : Went to Jersey Last weekend .
guy 2 : Never heard of it.

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Jersey

Da Hardest hood State in da US got Camden Da Bricks Jersey City Trenton Atlantic City Patterson NewBrunswickand all da hoodz in between we represnt!

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Jersey

Verb: In Battle Rap, the act of choking and consequently ending your round early.

Origin: Used as a sign-off by rappers from New Jersey that their round was finished.

1. Twork could've beat Clips, but he Jersey'd the third round.

2. I'm spaceman with shot, then go park in the sunset....Jersey.