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A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
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One-time actress from sex and the city.
Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
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1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!
Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...
Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
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an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
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A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.
I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!
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An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
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