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Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.
Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!
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Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.
Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*
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Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.
Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."
Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
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Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
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Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
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This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"
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loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.
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