Jesus tits

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.

"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.

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jesus tits

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice

"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"

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jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

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Jesus Tit Fuck

Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.

Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck

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Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

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Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

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Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

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