Jesuser

Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.

Phoebe is such a Jesuser.

jesusing it

A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.

Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?

Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.

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jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.

Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!

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Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

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jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

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Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

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Jesusness

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"

Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness

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