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When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.
I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.
Going to the bathroom while using the internet
I'm going to take a George Jetson
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Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
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When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.
You: "Walks into work at 8am"
Co-Worker: Why the long face?
You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!
Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....
You: Mmhmm!
Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
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Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".
Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.
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The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.
Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.
Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.
Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.
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